ÁLO MY LITTLE DUCKIES! It is I, your Humble Author, and I have returned to you. I come bearing gifts, like some sort of jolly old Kris Kringle (Except with a charmingly thin figure, a dazzling smile, and the most charm and personality a human being can have. You're welcome.). Except instead of gifts of knowledge, wisdom, power, or the blood of Christ, I bring you bad poetry and half-assed lessons on Japanese pronunciation. Yessir, you are welcome.
A merry, merry Christmas to all of you charming little piglets. I hope that you've all been very nice this year; if not, you can note me and explain why you are so naughty
WOAH, that was really inappropriate and creepy. I apologize to everyone who knows me in real-life, I have no doubt that the previous comment was awkward as hell. But, still, a very merry Christmas/happy Hanukkah (Hanukah? Chanukah?)/happy Kwanzaa/whatever is appropriate. In fact, I wish you all a happy and festive (and nondenominational) winter season. Wow, I'm so diplomatic and tactful! I'm proud of myself ^^
*EDIT* Hm. I actually don't even know why I kept the "naughty" remark there. Why the hell haven't I deleted it? Huh. I think it says a lot about me that I left that little remark there. I mean, I actually took the time to go back and EDIT this entry, to comment on how I shoudl have deleted a comment that would take me 5 minutes to delete tops. More questions I raise that I shall never answer. Another question I raise that I won't answer? Why the hell am I so damn *awesome*? We'll never know. */EDIT*
Well, I have made a lot of completely meaningless promises in the past few journals, and I have come to terms with that. You are all simply going to have to deal with it. I can give you no guarantee of what I will or won't post; I can tell you all that the only guarantee is that there is no guarantee. I say that I'll post my doodles and short stories, but my own lack of confidence indefinitely prevents that. However, should I ever produce something that is completely worth something to society, I will be sure to share it with all of you. You are welcome.
I can, however, give you the guarantee that I will post more things in the "Instant Japanese" category. I think I'll post some "Instant Spanish", or something equally witty. While you ungrateful little bastards never gave me feedback on what you wanted (my fake anger hides my real pain *tear*), I know what you all want, truly. You want ME
. How many times must I say this? You. Are. Welcome!
Well, as I've obviously run out of truly relevant things to say, I bid you all adieu. Comment me, note me, whatever, if you want any more of my witty insight and charming humor. Until then, I shall be diligently working. It is, after all, my job as,
Your Humble Author