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Sam
United States
Current Residence: A little town between "Nobody" and "Cares".
Favourite genre of music: Same answer as previously stated.
Favourite photographer: Ailemaha
Favourite style of art: The kinds with the colors, and the kinds without.
Operating System: Apple
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Shell of choice: ??? Uhm...... TURTLE SHELL!
Wallpaper of choice: Vladimir Putin, all the way.
Skin of choice: Cancer-free
Favourite cartoon character: You really expect me to pick one?
Personal Quote: "Well, we'll just have to remedy that!"
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ÁLO MY LITTLE DUCKIES!  It is I, your Humble Author, and I have returned to you.  I come bearing gifts, like some sort of jolly old Kris Kringle (Except with a charmingly thin figure, a dazzling smile, and the most charm and personality a human being can have.  You're welcome.).  Except instead of gifts of knowledge, wisdom, power, or the blood of Christ, I bring you bad poetry and half-assed lessons on Japanese pronunciation.  Yessir, you are welcome.
   
    A merry, merry Christmas to all of you charming little piglets.  I hope that you've all been very nice this year; if not, you can note me and explain why you are so naughty ;).
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    WOAH, that was really inappropriate and creepy.  I apologize to everyone who knows me in real-life, I have no doubt that the previous comment was awkward as hell.  But, still, a very merry Christmas/happy Hanukkah (Hanukah? Chanukah?)/happy Kwanzaa/whatever is appropriate.  In fact, I wish you all a happy and festive (and nondenominational) winter season.  Wow, I'm so diplomatic and tactful!  I'm proud of myself ^^

*EDIT* Hm.  I actually don't even know why I kept the "naughty" remark there.  Why the hell haven't I deleted it?  Huh.  I think it says a lot about me that I left that little remark there.  I mean, I actually took the time to go back and EDIT this entry, to comment on how I shoudl have deleted a comment that would take me 5 minutes to delete tops.  More questions I raise that I shall never answer.  Another question I raise that I won't answer? Why the hell am I so damn *awesome*?  We'll never know. */EDIT*
  
    Well, I have made a lot of completely meaningless promises in the past few journals, and I have come to terms with that.  You are all simply going to have to deal with it.  I can give you no guarantee of what I will or won't post; I can tell you all that the only guarantee is that there is no guarantee.  I say that I'll post my doodles and short stories, but my own lack of confidence indefinitely prevents that.  However, should I ever produce something that is completely worth something to society, I will be sure to share it with all of you.  You are welcome.

    I can, however, give you the guarantee that I will post more things in the "Instant Japanese" category.  I think I'll post some "Instant Spanish", or something equally witty.  While you ungrateful little bastards never gave me feedback on what you wanted (my fake anger hides my real pain *tear*), I know what you all want, truly.  You want ME :D.  How many times must I say this? You. Are.  Welcome!

    Well, as I've obviously run out of truly relevant things to say, I bid you all adieu.  Comment me, note me, whatever, if you want any more of my witty insight and charming humor.  Until then, I shall be diligently working.  It is, after all, my job as,

Your Humble Author
  • Listening to: Season's Call by Hyde
  • Reading: A Clockwork Orange, hopefully (Shelby -w-)
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing. I'm just a boring person.
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

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:iconthe-unrighteous:
The-Unrighteous Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010
yo XD
i gots a new account :P
>>[link]
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Rhodallion Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009
I'm thinking about joining debate =D
dunno which debate to go into, though... prolly not congress, since Nora's always talking about them, like EVILLY! She is an EVIL debater!
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Crescentfied Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009
It's me Kathy! New account! :meow:
btw...I never even talk to you anymore. ;~;
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:icondepressingstories:
depressingstories Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
Hola! How've ya been? :)
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Crescentfied Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2009
Purdy Good, i guess. lol
By the way what school do you go to now?
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depressingstories Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
Palm Harbor, you?
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vaydraw Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
guess who it is? ITS MELISSA. new account!
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:icondepressingstories:
depressingstories Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
Why hello there! :D Are you still going to use your old account?
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vaydraw Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
idk...maybbe.
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Sakato-151 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
KAWL MEEEEEE... now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now nownownownwownwo
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