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Dearest little ducklings (the creepy train does not rest, it does not take a lunch break, and it does not go on strike), I have returned. Please, keep your frenzied cheering to a minimum. The silence helps me realize how few people are actually reading this >,> To compensate for the lack of readers, I shall let my ego run wild. So please, enjoy my luminous beauty and gushing talent. Hell, even I'd be jealous of me (Not really. Not at all, actually. I'd probably take lunch money from myself). Now then my little pictures of cuteness, I shall try to organize my ramblings into paragraphs that make sense. I shall also inform you that I do not normally talk like this (I'm rarely this entertaining. Or unentertaining, it's debatable.). However, through the might and power of the Internet, I can talk however I want to and no one's the wiser. Yah, it's awesome.
I suppose that I have to explain my lack of valuable contributions to human culture and the art community. I'm lazy. That's about it. I'm so lazy, it's a little disturbing. The circle of Hell reserved for people afflicted by Sloth is, last I heard, building a wing exclusively for me. While I can dream it means that I shall have a wing to torture lazy people, I imagine that it means that I am reserved to an eternity of being forced to do stuff and never being allowed to nap (I get it, I probably offended several highly religious Christians/Jews/Muslims. Please, note me your passionate rantings about the true horrors of Hell, I'd like to avoid it becoming a comment war, thank you). But, do not fear. Eventually, I will have to post something. All of the people I know in real life are probably waiting with horrifying weapons if I don't. SO, let me know what you think I should make. I probably won't do it because I lack talent, skill, and enthusiasm, but I'll try
On a totally unrelated note, how are you guys ? I do actually appreciate those people who really read this steaming pile of nonsense and nonfunny. We are an exclusive group, you see. There are maybe 5 of us, including me and my 4 alter egos/multiple personalities. I say that we should make ourselves a club. We shall call ourselves, Daringly Ordinary, Really Kreative, or DORKs. Creative people can't spell, you see *notices total lack of typos*. >,>..... <,<..... Uhm... *tries to salvage sentence without looking like a hypocritical douche*
But you know who can spell? AWESOME PEOPLE
As my Instant Japanese first lesson actually got some positive feedback (I was more surprised than you are, trust me), I'm ready to make lesson two! But, regrettably enough, I can't think of anything >,>. So, please, let me know if there's anything that you'd like to know more about in Japanese. Hell, I'll even add a culture note if you guys think if will make pageviews go up (*complete pageview whore*). Though, I really want pageviews on Instant Japanese to help end one of the greatest and most terrible scourages to have ravaged the Internet. I am, of course, talking about weaboos. I. Hate. Weaboos. Weaboos are also called "Wapanese", "Japanophiles", and most commonly, "really freaking annoying". They are, as defined beautifully by the Urban Dictionary, "A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying". Before you pull out the "Hypocrite" card, allow me to explain the difference between your humble author and a weaboo. I like watching anime shows. Because some are good shows. I don't want to be Japanese. I want to learn about their culture, because it's interesting. But those weaboos are different. For whatever disturbing reason, they are determined to become Japanese. They are rarely actually educated on Japanese culture, they don't bother to learn any Japanese apart from "kawaii", "konnichi wa", "desu", "arigatou", and "ne". And sweet God they're annoying. I dearly hope that my Instant Japanese becomes popular so that they stop making asses of themselves or so that we DORKs can look really smartitudinous. Whatever works. Fight the weaboos!!
Now that all of that is over, I really am stunned by how little I actually have to say. Well then guys, erm, how's the weather...? I think that I'm going to end the charade now, actually. So, be sure to let me guys know if there's anything you'd like to see or learn. I have nothing but free time... Wow, that's really sad >,>
Oh, and happy birthday to me! *now a deviant for over 1 year... with the same amount pageviews I had 6 months ago*
FIGHT THE WEABOOS
I suppose that I have to explain my lack of valuable contributions to human culture and the art community. I'm lazy. That's about it. I'm so lazy, it's a little disturbing. The circle of Hell reserved for people afflicted by Sloth is, last I heard, building a wing exclusively for me. While I can dream it means that I shall have a wing to torture lazy people, I imagine that it means that I am reserved to an eternity of being forced to do stuff and never being allowed to nap (I get it, I probably offended several highly religious Christians/Jews/Muslims. Please, note me your passionate rantings about the true horrors of Hell, I'd like to avoid it becoming a comment war, thank you). But, do not fear. Eventually, I will have to post something. All of the people I know in real life are probably waiting with horrifying weapons if I don't. SO, let me know what you think I should make. I probably won't do it because I lack talent, skill, and enthusiasm, but I'll try
On a totally unrelated note, how are you guys ? I do actually appreciate those people who really read this steaming pile of nonsense and nonfunny. We are an exclusive group, you see. There are maybe 5 of us, including me and my 4 alter egos/multiple personalities. I say that we should make ourselves a club. We shall call ourselves, Daringly Ordinary, Really Kreative, or DORKs. Creative people can't spell, you see *notices total lack of typos*. >,>..... <,<..... Uhm... *tries to salvage sentence without looking like a hypocritical douche*
But you know who can spell? AWESOME PEOPLE
As my Instant Japanese first lesson actually got some positive feedback (I was more surprised than you are, trust me), I'm ready to make lesson two! But, regrettably enough, I can't think of anything >,>. So, please, let me know if there's anything that you'd like to know more about in Japanese. Hell, I'll even add a culture note if you guys think if will make pageviews go up (*complete pageview whore*). Though, I really want pageviews on Instant Japanese to help end one of the greatest and most terrible scourages to have ravaged the Internet. I am, of course, talking about weaboos. I. Hate. Weaboos. Weaboos are also called "Wapanese", "Japanophiles", and most commonly, "really freaking annoying". They are, as defined beautifully by the Urban Dictionary, "A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying". Before you pull out the "Hypocrite" card, allow me to explain the difference between your humble author and a weaboo. I like watching anime shows. Because some are good shows. I don't want to be Japanese. I want to learn about their culture, because it's interesting. But those weaboos are different. For whatever disturbing reason, they are determined to become Japanese. They are rarely actually educated on Japanese culture, they don't bother to learn any Japanese apart from "kawaii", "konnichi wa", "desu", "arigatou", and "ne". And sweet God they're annoying. I dearly hope that my Instant Japanese becomes popular so that they stop making asses of themselves or so that we DORKs can look really smartitudinous. Whatever works. Fight the weaboos!!
Now that all of that is over, I really am stunned by how little I actually have to say. Well then guys, erm, how's the weather...? I think that I'm going to end the charade now, actually. So, be sure to let me guys know if there's anything you'd like to see or learn. I have nothing but free time... Wow, that's really sad >,>
Oh, and happy birthday to me! *now a deviant for over 1 year... with the same amount pageviews I had 6 months ago*
FIGHT THE WEABOOS
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Holiday Journal
ÁLO MY LITTLE DUCKIES! It is I, your Humble Author, and I have returned to you. I come bearing gifts, like some sort of jolly old Kris Kringle (Except with a charmingly thin figure, a dazzling smile, and the most charm and personality a human being can have. You're welcome.). Except instead of gifts of knowledge, wisdom, power, or the blood of Christ, I bring you bad poetry and half-assed lessons on Japanese pronunciation. Yessir, you are welcome.
A merry, merry Christmas to all of you charming little piglets. I hope that you've all been very nice this year; if not, you can note me and explain why you are so naughty ;).
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Revelations
Hello my lovelies! Wow, that was REALLY CREEPY... Well, it's me, and I have finally, partially, resolved my confidence issues. Yes, I am in a disturbingly chipper mood. But all of these issues shall be addressed later in the journal, provided you find it deep within yourself to actually read that deeply.
Well, I am finally feeling good enough about myself and my work to allow me to write some more (maybe draw too... >,>). But, I bring with that a major revelation: I am done with poetry. My stuff is crap, bizarre, and is very poser-like. I am a little ashamed to have wrote it. As such, I have decided to go with my real favorite... SHO
Fried Brain
Dear people who are actually reading this,
It's I, DEPRESSINGSTORIES! I really can't tell you why I've decided to write up a journal. I never do, can't tell ya why. Right now, I've got some horrific writer's block. Which is bad, normally I don't have it. I think it comes from some confidence issues. So, until I write a great poem, I got nothing. And I can't write a poem while I have such confidence issues. It's a truly vicious cycle. So, any ideas on what to write about would be very welcome.
K, I'm told that you're supposed to write about more than one thing in your journal. Imagine that. But, I'm going out for la comida mexic
100 Truths
Dear people who actually read this journal (all 2 of you),
I've decided to write all future journals in letter format. IDK why, don't even ask me.
'Has been a boring bit, very dull. Nothing important has happened, and I don't know why I'm spending so much time describing what hasn't happened.
Invited www.sharubi-chan.deviantart.com and www.lilicullen.deviantart.com over today, we walked over to the park and learned a dance. Fun stuff.
Damned sharubi-chan forced me to do this.
001. Real name → Sam
002. Nickname(s)→ Sam, tall one, dumbass, etc.
003. Zodiac sign → Aquarius. Hells yes, water pitcher in DA HOUSE
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